Here is a list of "ASS-VICE" and other dumb comments people with IF don't wan't to hear and the come backs I wish I could say:

"Just relax, you're thinking about it too much." REPLY - Gee, now that you mention it, you're probably right. Followed by a swift drop kick!

"When you're done (doing it) lift your legs up in the air. That worked for me every time." (Yes, someone actually said that to me, lol!) What I said - "LOLOLOLOL! Thanks for the disturbing visual." What I really wanted to say - OMG are you seriously that stupid?!"

"Why don't you just adopt?" or "Have you thought about adoption?" REPLY - "Sure I have, have you thought about a lobotomy?"

"Atleast you can have fun trying." REPLY - "The novelty wore off years ago, it is NOT fun!"

"You can have one of mine." or "You can borrow mine if you want." REPLY - I probably wouldn't have a reply for that, maybe just a humph. Those comments really cut deep and no, we don't want your kids, especially if you don't, lol!

"I can't believe you can't get pregnant, I just have to look at my husband and I'm knocked up." REPLY - "How nice for you, why don't you try keeping your legs closed when you look at him then!"

"You should be glad, think of all the money you will have and all the stuff you can do." Except we're spending our life savings on trying you F'N moron!"

"Once you do IVF you will get pregnant easily." REPLY - "I wish." That one is not that bad but it just invokes a hissing, arched back feeling.